"I'll never have a bunch of obnoxiously colored toys in our house." Ha! Thanks for keeping Jacob busy and learning, toys.
"I'll never let him watch any cartoons at all until he is a few years old." Ha! Thanks, Curious George, for keeping my baby quietly entertained next to me when he wakes up much too early and I just need ten more minutes of sleep.
Oh, motherhood- you're good at making me laugh at myself.